‘Blow Your Cock Off’ Hottest Chilli Sauce

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 30 customer ratings
(30 customer reviews)

£7.50

Blow Your Cock Of Sir?

Description

‘Blow Your Cock Off’ is our hottest chilli sauce, I have to wear two sets of gloves to make this sauce, its atomic!

 

Hottest chilli sauce you can buy for under a tenner out there? It’s the hottest thing we have ever made and are likely to make, this sauce is just pure evil. In fact this sauce is so hot it has to be called an additive! Use a few drops to heat up anything to nuclear strength! Made using 6.4 million extract.

DISCLAIMER: By buying this product you are declaring you are over the age of 18  and you are agreeing that Fire Foods will not be held responsible for any injury or accident caused by the misuse of this product.

So if you’re looking for one of the hottest chilli sauce on the planet ……..you’ve found it!

50 ml

 

Additional information

Weight 0.3 kg

Additional Info

50ml

VEGAN FRIENDLY

GLUTEN FREE

THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NO ALLERGENS

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30 reviews for ‘Blow Your Cock Off’ Hottest Chilli Sauce

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Neal Sedgwick

    Hahahaha OUCH!!!!!!!! f***ing hot shit man!!! Amazing

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Daggy

    Had a great time at the Lakes Chilli Festival and trying this bad boy made the day. My 13 year old son couldn’t speak for half an hour. Amazing stuff!

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Chillbet

    Me and a few mates had this at lakes chilli fest on sat 18th July,hottest sauce I’ve ever had,could still feel the burn 15 mins later and a couple of my mates had to go and get ice creams

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jason

    Just tried this today at the Great Dorset Chilli Festival….. Just speechless! words can not sum up just how increadibly hot this stuff is! it was without a doubt ultra intense experience.
    I was in a state of almost agonizing euphoria for around 20 minutes and I could barely talk properly with the almost mind searingly hot heat, after a while it actually seems to numb your mouth completely. I like my chillis and I know HOT! but this is on a whole different level! This stuff is like liquid pain in a bottle. If your into your culinary BDSM or just have a mate who thinks he/she can handle really hot stuff then this stuff is probably for you!
    worth it just to see the look on peoples faces when they try it!

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Geoff Lewis

    I’ve just had some at the Dorset Chilli festival, OMG!!! I’ve had hot things before, grown Dorset Nagas and consider myself quite hardened to heat but this is on another level. I too had to rush for ice cream and feel no shame in doing so

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    Gareth

    I was with a mate at the Chilli festival in Willington and we tried this sauce. In seconds we were trying to escape the crowd and find a place to recover. My mate broke out in to a sweat and sat in the car crying for about 20 minutes. He could barely talk and was a wreck. I was amazed at the burning heat and was not able to speak for about 15 minutes. This sauce is HOT !!!!!!

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    Still Burning

    Tried this at the Holker Chillifest after dipping a stick into the pot for my boyfriend to try. He loves hot HOT stuff, but declared that as I had dipped I should try… So I figured I would…. how bad could it be, right….
    It took approximately 1/16th of a nanosecond before my lips, tongue and gums were literally on fire! Then in the remainder of that nanosecond it hit the back of my throat… Cue streaming eyes, runny nose and uncontrollable fits of sneezing and the INSANE NEED to find liquid… Any liquid…
    Luckily there was a beer stand just around the corner… I wasn’t sure at first whether to drink it or just hold my poor throbbing tongue on the bottle.
    This stuff is SERIOUSLY hot!
    45 minutes later and fully recovered we continued out walk around, needless to say I stuck to the jams and preserves for the rest of the day! ;)
    If you don’t make a killing selling this stuff to the general public then perhaps consider selling to the government as some kind of torture device!

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Michael

    Lovely floral aroma and lingering hints of nutmeg and shallot. I’m just kidding, this is FOOKING HOT! Sampled at the Broadstairs Food Festival. This is one of those that I call a creeper. Tried a sample and was quite pleased with the chili flavour and seasoning, had a chat with the salesman, but as soon as I started walking away from the booth, with purchase in hand, it started to kick in. First it hit the back of my throat, then the scalp sweats kicked in followed by the urge to make audible “gosh” sounds. One to use sparingly at home but copiously when mates are around. Definitely an “experience” sauce.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    Michael phillips

    Tried literally a couple of drops on the end of a dipstick and the heat was intense. The pain was both extreme and lasting and didn’t subside for about 15 minutes. Even after 15 minutes my mouth was still all dribbly……..would I do it again? Sure would, great buzz….!!

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Andrew

    Tried this at the broadstairs food festival, a great taste but did not get the burn straight away so I took another dip in the sauce….. Big mistake. Was sweating and has serious hiccups for about 20 mins. I was laughing at the same time because I love hot foods and this sauce took the biscuit!! Would really recommend this sauce to all lovers of spicy and tasty sauces. Now just have to find a way to get my brother tasting it

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    Paul Cresswell

    Tried this at the Chatsworth christmas market today… Went in for the big dip trying to act the hard man first 5 seconds i thought “this isnt even that bad” how wrong was i …. 20seconds in with no drink i was having to stop my self from ragging mulled wine from the old biddies for just something to help me through this experience. My throat was burning my eyes were watering i went pale my palms were sweaty, knees weak ,arms were heavy nearly vomitted on my sweater already, mums spaghetti i thought my time on this cruel world had come to an end. Luckily itd been snowing so i just filled my throat with a young kids half made snowman gargling it wishing for the pain to end. The journey home i could feel the pain traveling down my body holding back the spew and shit i finally made it home and even my shit sounded like it was screaming we’re freeeeee…..4 hours later im still feeling the burn. Great Sauce highly recommended

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Becky

    I was on a nice family day out to Lincoln Christmas market and came across the fire food tent. My dad and sister love a good bit of spice. My sister, nothing fazes her and my dad loves his home grown chillies. I grabbed a dip stick and fed them both a couple of sauces, they both played the hard man and said they weren’t hot enough. I went back to the samples and found the darkest red bowl of chilly sauce I could see ‘blow your cock off’ the first little dip went to my sister who is quite a tough guy in the chilly department and with in seconds her eyes were watering. Dads turn next so this time with a devilish grin I scooped up a huge blob for my dad and shoved it into his mouth… I thought he was going to die, his eyes were streaming his hands were shaking. In an urge to save his life I made a mad dash to find him water (his mulled wine wasn’t quite cutting it) For the next 15 mins he was really quiet waiting for the pain to cool. On the other hand myself sister didn’t shut up for the next 45 mins, ‘wow I thought I was going to pass out’ ‘I can’t believe how hot that was’ ‘did you think you would faint dad’ anyway, around an hour later on they drive home they are both saying how they are glad the pain had gone which I replied ‘it’s not over yet’ as we have all had that bad tummy after a hot curry. I made them well aware I wanted poo updates! Well Its safe to say I know what dad will be getting for Christmas!! :D

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    Colin Henson

    excellent sauce, great flavour and burn, me being me I asked Firefoods to go hotter and over the last few years it is only Firefoods that keep me going, I buy in bulk, all orders specially made for me to help with my quest to hit top heat, superb company and superb products. Thank you for my pleasures, consuming the outrageously hot concoctions and watching people brave enough to try my personalised sauces as well, it always brings out a smile watching them trying to show me how much heat they can stand and then laughter when they start their ‘omg that’s so hot’ antics

  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    Ben

    This is without doubt one of the hottest sauces I have ever tried. I put some on my tongue on its own, it felt like it was slowly burning through it.

    Highly recommend it, but don’t do so lightly!

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    Finn

    Tried this today at Eastnor Castle Chilli Festival and it wasn’t so bad… for about 5 seconds. I tried a couple of chilli sauces from fire foods before this one and ended up buying the Cajun Bum Bandit. The heat didn’t kick in until I was paying at which point I was in so much pain I forgot my change. I quickly rushed off to the milkshake stall where there was a line which I had to queue in whilst resisting the urge to mug the people leaving the stall with their milkshakes. Turns out the milkshakes weren’t much help and I was in agony, I have never actually felt pain in my stomach from eating hot sauce before.
    This stuff is lethal but I would definitely recommend it as 10 mins after I had tried it, I reached a kind of chilli induced euphoria which felt great.

  16. Rated 5 out of 5

    Phil

    Great sauce, I tried it with a friend just for the name ! We were on the floor for 10 minutes, can’t complain !
    I hope to see this one at the Great Dorset Chili Festival and surely will buy some !

  17. Rated 5 out of 5

    Louise Brouse (verified owner)

    I gave a teaspoon of this to my father in law and thought he was going to die. He couldn’t breathe and started going pale and shaking and throwing up. Definatly the hottest chilli sauce ever!!!

  18. Rated 5 out of 5

    Mark B

    This is the real deal. If you want to make any recipe have that extra kick you are looking for, this will do it. I love it in Chilli, but this will also kick a Phall or Vindaloo into orbit too.
    Amazing stuff.

  19. Rated 5 out of 5

    Big Daz

    Tried at the Dorset Chilli Festival today and this sauce has stuck in my memory as being the most powerful one I tried. It’s a builder, creeps up on you after about 15 seconds. Left a decent lasting powerful kick. Exhilarating!

  20. Rated 5 out of 5

    Litty

    This chilli sauce is the devil’s work. In a moment of complete madness I lacquered it onto what would have been a delightful chicken fajita. What happened during the next 15 mins was a level of discomfort and outright pain that I have never felt before and don’t wish to feel again. This stuff is freakishly hot. I couldn’t think, I ran up and down my stairs numerous times, tried cleaning the bathroom, sweat half a pint of sweat, got jaw-ache, felt sick. What an ordeal.

    I was going to throw it out as I don’t want the little bottle of evil laughing at me everytime I open the fridge door. However, I think the evil has worn off on me as I’ve decided to keep it so I can give one of my friends the shock of their life when they claim they can handle chilli.

  21. Rated 5 out of 5

    Zac Taylor

    Didnt hit at first but when it did… It Blew my F*&king Cock right off!!!
    Arse Felt it the next day aswell.

  22. Rated 5 out of 5

    Paul Lister

    Tried this ‘aptly named Chilli sauce today, at Chatworth Christmas Market. The name has been changed to Man killer (or similar), due to the location and the slightly posh people this market serves. 1st time I’ve ever tried this sauce, so proceeded to dip my stick in as much as possible. Nothing much at 1st, just tasted a bit spicy. Kicked in about 10 seconds later…. F*CK ME !!! The wife started laughing at me, so she tried about half what I’d had.. “ahh, nothing to it !”, she said…. 10 seconds later…. LOL…. Just wished I’d not pulled the stick out with my lips shut. Lip burn, tongue burn and the wired feeling of to spend £2.50 on a crappy bottle of pop, from the next stall…. Good stuff

  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    James Campbell

    Bought some at Lincoln Christmas market today…… All I can say is just you wait Dad! All those years of “James try this it’s lovely …..” trusting my caring Dad…… well pay back this Christmas will be a bitch and it will definitely not be served cold.

    So I was intrigued by the fire foods stall so decided to have a look. After trying a few of their other chillies I saw only what I could describe a “challenge” I noticed a lady next to me go for this little pot of what I now know to be death. She put the put stick in her mouth with a blob of death on the end, I waited and nothing (I had already dipped my stick in the pot by this point) I put the stick in my mouth and at this exact moment in time her face changed, right then I knew I had made a grave mistake and my choices would have severe conciquences.

    Like walking through Mordor at first nothing then fire, burning, tears, kicking and screaming. I was running round contemplating life and my choices that I would make in future.

    This stuff hurts and I really do mean hurts. Get some. Find a friend then lose that friend, their face will be worth it.

  24. Rated 5 out of 5

    Geoff dean

    This little bottle has kept me going in sabotage material for 3 years now. Bought it at bennington chilli festival. Only tried it once. Had tesco delivery drivers in the freezer conpartments of their vans with tongues stuck on the freezer rails. Keep up the good work.

  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    Tom Hamlett

    Unbelievably hot. As soon as it hits your tongue you are paralysed! 3 ice cubes, a pint of milk and about 4 glasses of water and it’s still there 15 minutes later. That was just from the drop in the lid!! Really powerful

  26. Rated 5 out of 5

    James Woodhouse

    Got 3 bottles at Scampton air show.
    Very impressed with it. I mix it in with loads of different foods. And sometimes wipe it on cups and door handles for a laugh.

    Do not. I Repeat… DO NOT get any on your penis.

  27. Rated 5 out of 5

    Norm

    Tried and bought at the Southport Food Festival today, I’m a chilli head and so is my son, but this baby blew both our cocks off, just what it says on the tin. Can’t wait for my friends to try it :)

  28. Rated 5 out of 5

    Hobo

    Disagree with James Woodhouse, sauce is fine but without the penis it’s not the same

  29. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sam Bullock

    Hmm. So I was at the eastnor castle chilli festival this year and once again decided to try some of the HOTEST sauces I could find. Around 20 minutes after buying my entrance ticket I found the fire foods stand and felt compelled to try this sauce and prove my manlihood.

    The taste was actually quite nice, for around 10 seconds. THEN, I kid you not I could not run quick enough. Ice cream van, bread stand, olives, lucozade. After 5 minutes of excruciating pain I found my way over to a picnic bench and sat next to an old lady looking across at me with a crude smirk on her face.

    Over walks my girlfriend…
    WHERE DID YOU GO!!?? Are you ok!? You look a bit paisty.

    5 minutes later and I woke up to 2 paramedics looking over my body in the middle of the castle courtyard asking if I could hear them. I’d blacked out from the pain.

    Top that!

  30. Rated 5 out of 5

    Andy Bradshaw

    Some friends of mine went to a Chilli festival just up the road from Hertford and came back with some Reapers and Nagas for me, because they know I am an animal for hot food. About half an hour later the landlord of our local who had gone with a bunch of locals to said festival was banging on our door saying “Andy! This is yours! I have people in the pub in tears, sucking ice and going bright red!”

    Well, without hesitation I opened it and poured some on my finger and put it in my mouth. The Landlord looked at me for a while before I said “Oooh! I like this!” To which he replied “You like it? There’s definitely something WRONG with you – that’s insane!”

    Fact is though, I love it. It adds a pure heat without a dominating flavour like Reapers do. And that is a big asset.

    Congratulations Fire Foods, you have created a mega sauce of exceptional heat which will have me coming back for more and more!

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