Blow Your Cock Off Hottest Chilli Sauce


Blow Your Cock Off Sir?

Weight 0.3 kg

Spirit Vinegar
Chilli Extract
Modified Corn Starch
Flavour Enhancer (E621)

33 reviews for Blow Your Cock Off Hottest Chilli Sauce

Hahahaha OUCH!!!!!!!! f***ing hot shit man!!! Amazing

Had a great time at the Lakes Chilli Festival and trying this bad boy made the day. My 13 year old son couldn’t speak for half an hour. Amazing stuff!

Me and a few mates had this at lakes chilli fest on sat 18th July,hottest sauce I’ve ever had,could still feel the burn 15 mins later and a couple of my mates had to go and get ice creams

Just tried this today at the Great Dorset Chilli Festival….. Just speechless! words can not sum up just how increadibly hot this stuff is! it was without a doubt ultra intense experience.
I was in a state of almost agonizing euphoria for around 20 minutes and I could barely talk properly with the almost mind searingly hot heat, after a while it actually seems to numb your mouth completely. I like my chillis and I know HOT! but this is on a whole different level! This stuff is like liquid pain in a bottle. If your into your culinary BDSM or just have a mate who thinks he/she can handle really hot stuff then this stuff is probably for you!
worth it just to see the look on peoples faces when they try it!

(verified owner)

I’ve just had some at the Dorset Chilli festival, OMG!!! I’ve had hot things before, grown Dorset Nagas and consider myself quite hardened to heat but this is on another level. I too had to rush for ice cream and feel no shame in doing so

I was with a mate at the Chilli festival in Willington and we tried this sauce. In seconds we were trying to escape the crowd and find a place to recover. My mate broke out in to a sweat and sat in the car crying for about 20 minutes. He could barely talk and was a wreck. I was amazed at the burning heat and was not able to speak for about 15 minutes. This sauce is HOT !!!!!!

Tried this at the Holker Chillifest after dipping a stick into the pot for my boyfriend to try. He loves hot HOT stuff, but declared that as I had dipped I should try… So I figured I would…. how bad could it be, right….
It took approximately 1/16th of a nanosecond before my lips, tongue and gums were literally on fire! Then in the remainder of that nanosecond it hit the back of my throat… Cue streaming eyes, runny nose and uncontrollable fits of sneezing and the INSANE NEED to find liquid… Any liquid…
Luckily there was a beer stand just around the corner… I wasn’t sure at first whether to drink it or just hold my poor throbbing tongue on the bottle.
This stuff is SERIOUSLY hot!
45 minutes later and fully recovered we continued out walk around, needless to say I stuck to the jams and preserves for the rest of the day! ;)
If you don’t make a killing selling this stuff to the general public then perhaps consider selling to the government as some kind of torture device!

Lovely floral aroma and lingering hints of nutmeg and shallot. I’m just kidding, this is FOOKING HOT! Sampled at the Broadstairs Food Festival. This is one of those that I call a creeper. Tried a sample and was quite pleased with the chili flavour and seasoning, had a chat with the salesman, but as soon as I started walking away from the booth, with purchase in hand, it started to kick in. First it hit the back of my throat, then the scalp sweats kicked in followed by the urge to make audible “gosh” sounds. One to use sparingly at home but copiously when mates are around. Definitely an “experience” sauce.

Tried literally a couple of drops on the end of a dipstick and the heat was intense. The pain was both extreme and lasting and didn’t subside for about 15 minutes. Even after 15 minutes my mouth was still all dribbly……..would I do it again? Sure would, great buzz….!!

Tried this at the broadstairs food festival, a great taste but did not get the burn straight away so I took another dip in the sauce….. Big mistake. Was sweating and has serious hiccups for about 20 mins. I was laughing at the same time because I love hot foods and this sauce took the biscuit!! Would really recommend this sauce to all lovers of spicy and tasty sauces. Now just have to find a way to get my brother tasting it

Tried this at the Chatsworth christmas market today… Went in for the big dip trying to act the hard man first 5 seconds i thought “this isnt even that bad” how wrong was i …. 20seconds in with no drink i was having to stop my self from ragging mulled wine from the old biddies for just something to help me through this experience. My throat was burning my eyes were watering i went pale my palms were sweaty, knees weak ,arms were heavy nearly vomitted on my sweater already, mums spaghetti i thought my time on this cruel world had come to an end. Luckily itd been snowing so i just filled my throat with a young kids half made snowman gargling it wishing for the pain to end. The journey home i could feel the pain traveling down my body holding back the spew and shit i finally made it home and even my shit sounded like it was screaming we’re freeeeee…..4 hours later im still feeling the burn. Great Sauce highly recommended

I was on a nice family day out to Lincoln Christmas market and came across the fire food tent. My dad and sister love a good bit of spice. My sister, nothing fazes her and my dad loves his home grown chillies. I grabbed a dip stick and fed them both a couple of sauces, they both played the hard man and said they weren’t hot enough. I went back to the samples and found the darkest red bowl of chilly sauce I could see ‘blow your cock off’ the first little dip went to my sister who is quite a tough guy in the chilly department and with in seconds her eyes were watering. Dads turn next so this time with a devilish grin I scooped up a huge blob for my dad and shoved it into his mouth… I thought he was going to die, his eyes were streaming his hands were shaking. In an urge to save his life I made a mad dash to find him water (his mulled wine wasn’t quite cutting it) For the next 15 mins he was really quiet waiting for the pain to cool. On the other hand myself sister didn’t shut up for the next 45 mins, ‘wow I thought I was going to pass out’ ‘I can’t believe how hot that was’ ‘did you think you would faint dad’ anyway, around an hour later on they drive home they are both saying how they are glad the pain had gone which I replied ‘it’s not over yet’ as we have all had that bad tummy after a hot curry. I made them well aware I wanted poo updates! Well Its safe to say I know what dad will be getting for Christmas!! :D

excellent sauce, great flavour and burn, me being me I asked Firefoods to go hotter and over the last few years it is only Firefoods that keep me going, I buy in bulk, all orders specially made for me to help with my quest to hit top heat, superb company and superb products. Thank you for my pleasures, consuming the outrageously hot concoctions and watching people brave enough to try my personalised sauces as well, it always brings out a smile watching them trying to show me how much heat they can stand and then laughter when they start their ‘omg that’s so hot’ antics

This is without doubt one of the hottest sauces I have ever tried. I put some on my tongue on its own, it felt like it was slowly burning through it.

Highly recommend it, but don’t do so lightly!

Tried this today at Eastnor Castle Chilli Festival and it wasn’t so bad… for about 5 seconds. I tried a couple of chilli sauces from fire foods before this one and ended up buying the Cajun Bum Bandit. The heat didn’t kick in until I was paying at which point I was in so much pain I forgot my change. I quickly rushed off to the milkshake stall where there was a line which I had to queue in whilst resisting the urge to mug the people leaving the stall with their milkshakes. Turns out the milkshakes weren’t much help and I was in agony, I have never actually felt pain in my stomach from eating hot sauce before.
This stuff is lethal but I would definitely recommend it as 10 mins after I had tried it, I reached a kind of chilli induced euphoria which felt great.

Great sauce, I tried it with a friend just for the name ! We were on the floor for 10 minutes, can’t complain !
I hope to see this one at the Great Dorset Chili Festival and surely will buy some !

(verified owner)

I gave a teaspoon of this to my father in law and thought he was going to die. He couldn’t breathe and started going pale and shaking and throwing up. Definatly the hottest chilli sauce ever!!!

This is the real deal. If you want to make any recipe have that extra kick you are looking for, this will do it. I love it in Chilli, but this will also kick a Phall or Vindaloo into orbit too.
Amazing stuff.

Tried at the Dorset Chilli Festival today and this sauce has stuck in my memory as being the most powerful one I tried. It’s a builder, creeps up on you after about 15 seconds. Left a decent lasting powerful kick. Exhilarating!

This chilli sauce is the devil’s work. In a moment of complete madness I lacquered it onto what would have been a delightful chicken fajita. What happened during the next 15 mins was a level of discomfort and outright pain that I have never felt before and don’t wish to feel again. This stuff is freakishly hot. I couldn’t think, I ran up and down my stairs numerous times, tried cleaning the bathroom, sweat half a pint of sweat, got jaw-ache, felt sick. What an ordeal.

I was going to throw it out as I don’t want the little bottle of evil laughing at me everytime I open the fridge door. However, I think the evil has worn off on me as I’ve decided to keep it so I can give one of my friends the shock of their life when they claim they can handle chilli.

Didnt hit at first but when it did… It Blew my F*&king Cock right off!!!
Arse Felt it the next day aswell.

Tried this ‘aptly named Chilli sauce today, at Chatworth Christmas Market. The name has been changed to Man killer (or similar), due to the location and the slightly posh people this market serves. 1st time I’ve ever tried this sauce, so proceeded to dip my stick in as much as possible. Nothing much at 1st, just tasted a bit spicy. Kicked in about 10 seconds later…. F*CK ME !!! The wife started laughing at me, so she tried about half what I’d had.. “ahh, nothing to it !”, she said…. 10 seconds later…. LOL…. Just wished I’d not pulled the stick out with my lips shut. Lip burn, tongue burn and the wired feeling of to spend £2.50 on a crappy bottle of pop, from the next stall…. Good stuff

Bought some at Lincoln Christmas market today…… All I can say is just you wait Dad! All those years of “James try this it’s lovely …..” trusting my caring Dad…… well pay back this Christmas will be a bitch and it will definitely not be served cold.

So I was intrigued by the fire foods stall so decided to have a look. After trying a few of their other chillies I saw only what I could describe a “challenge” I noticed a lady next to me go for this little pot of what I now know to be death. She put the put stick in her mouth with a blob of death on the end, I waited and nothing (I had already dipped my stick in the pot by this point) I put the stick in my mouth and at this exact moment in time her face changed, right then I knew I had made a grave mistake and my choices would have severe conciquences.

Like walking through Mordor at first nothing then fire, burning, tears, kicking and screaming. I was running round contemplating life and my choices that I would make in future.

This stuff hurts and I really do mean hurts. Get some. Find a friend then lose that friend, their face will be worth it.

This little bottle has kept me going in sabotage material for 3 years now. Bought it at bennington chilli festival. Only tried it once. Had tesco delivery drivers in the freezer conpartments of their vans with tongues stuck on the freezer rails. Keep up the good work.

Unbelievably hot. As soon as it hits your tongue you are paralysed! 3 ice cubes, a pint of milk and about 4 glasses of water and it’s still there 15 minutes later. That was just from the drop in the lid!! Really powerful

Got 3 bottles at Scampton air show.
Very impressed with it. I mix it in with loads of different foods. And sometimes wipe it on cups and door handles for a laugh.

Do not. I Repeat… DO NOT get any on your penis.

Tried and bought at the Southport Food Festival today, I’m a chilli head and so is my son, but this baby blew both our cocks off, just what it says on the tin. Can’t wait for my friends to try it :)

Disagree with James Woodhouse, sauce is fine but without the penis it’s not the same

Hmm. So I was at the eastnor castle chilli festival this year and once again decided to try some of the HOTEST sauces I could find. Around 20 minutes after buying my entrance ticket I found the fire foods stand and felt compelled to try this sauce and prove my manlihood.

The taste was actually quite nice, for around 10 seconds. THEN, I kid you not I could not run quick enough. Ice cream van, bread stand, olives, lucozade. After 5 minutes of excruciating pain I found my way over to a picnic bench and sat next to an old lady looking across at me with a crude smirk on her face.

Over walks my girlfriend…
WHERE DID YOU GO!!?? Are you ok!? You look a bit paisty.

5 minutes later and I woke up to 2 paramedics looking over my body in the middle of the castle courtyard asking if I could hear them. I’d blacked out from the pain.

Top that!

Some friends of mine went to a Chilli festival just up the road from Hertford and came back with some Reapers and Nagas for me, because they know I am an animal for hot food. About half an hour later the landlord of our local who had gone with a bunch of locals to said festival was banging on our door saying “Andy! This is yours! I have people in the pub in tears, sucking ice and going bright red!”

Well, without hesitation I opened it and poured some on my finger and put it in my mouth. The Landlord looked at me for a while before I said “Oooh! I like this!” To which he replied “You like it? There’s definitely something WRONG with you – that’s insane!”

Fact is though, I love it. It adds a pure heat without a dominating flavour like Reapers do. And that is a big asset.

Congratulations Fire Foods, you have created a mega sauce of exceptional heat which will have me coming back for more and more!

Insanely hot chilli sauce! Bought some at Carfest North 2018, purely to shut people up who say they like hot chilli sauce.

This is on another level.

I gave this a go at the Chillie Festival at Waddeston Manor over the weekend. I was told this stall had the business so I went in cold and heaped up the wooden spatula till it was dripping and took a taste. I did this again and again. A few folks looked at me like I was crazy and the man at the stall said…. It’s got 6.5million extract in and takes a moment to kick in. Well it did and it was amazing. For the first time in years I had a bit of ear ring and when I kissed the wife 5 min later she exclaimed that her mouth was hot!

It’s a great taste, its garlically with a sweet finish. Obviously its ferociously hot and I wish I bought some. Sadly I was dragged away to talk options with the family and then my lad did a runner into the crowd and I had to go and hunt for him. I will however be getting some online.

Top effort and yum yum!

great stuff . mate brought some to a party of ours. i tried a pea sized amount and foooooking hell its aride is the easyest to say hold on your mouth will decide to go full fukashima and your eyes full hurracane catrina. milk was need in large amounts. 45 mins in the burn turned into just a slight nagasaki. one of our freinds decided to try and be the BIG man and had three tea spoons full, didnt he regret that! first came the heat its ok he said as the sweat roll down his face then the full nuke kicked in he ended up drinking over 4 pints of milk which did nothing he stupidly touched his face and managed to get some in his eyes. so milk was poured in them to help here. he ended up lying on the floor with us pouring milk over him and in him while he proclamed his love of god and his son, he rolled with stomach cramps, after around a hour i finaly took pity on him and took him to the hospital, where the nurses gave him very little comfort and told him to take some ” man the f**k up pills” needless to say his BIG man stunt didnt leave us impressed much.
great fun was had so if your thinking about it DO IT you WILL regret it. but hey you only live once and this will probably makeyou feel like the end is rapidly approtching. it may even take days off you life.

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Hottest chilli sauce and guaranteed to hurt!!

This sauce has a delayed reaction, so the chilli doesn’t hit for a few seconds but when it does boy you know about it!!

Just a few drops in a Curry, Stew, Casserole, Shepherds Pie, Chilli Con Carne etc will give a lovely chilli burn. Alternatively use for stitching up friends or the mother-in-law!!




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